Archive for March, 2012
“What a player does best, he should practice least. Practice is for problems.”
-Duke snider
“Hockey is like heroin. Only drug addicts do heroin. It’s not like a recreational drug. It’s never like, No, that’s O.K., I’m not going to have heroin. You guys go right ahead. Hockey is kind of the same way. Only hockey fans watch hockey.”
– Philosopher Chris Rock
Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins.
~Author Unknown
Ice hockey players can walk on water.
~Author Unknown
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
~Doug Larson
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
~Stephen Leacock
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded – accordion-style – back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
~Steve Rushin
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